The Vatican Will Never Condone Gay Marriage

I know that this is hardly surprising news to anyone with a few extra brain cells. It is obviously a reaction not only to President’s Obama’s resounding victory, but also to the four states that helped pull the USA further away from the Dark Ages that the Catholic Church so dearly loves.

Personally, I think that they won’t condone gay marriage because that would take all the illicit fun away from the priests.

My fellow Canadians feel much the same way. Here are some of the comments from that story:

  • “And I will never condone the Vatican.”
  • “The Vatican is irrelevant in the modern world.”
  • “What the Vatican has to say on any issue has not one iota of relevance to me.”