Mark Morford Hits Another Homerun

Once again, San Francisco Chronicle columnist has written another supremely wonderful piece that is truly a joy to read.

That’s right, the Vatican is hiring! Don’t laugh. Business is solid (2000 years and counting! In Roman numerals! Spitefully!), the pay is barely reasonable and the benefits… well, there are no benefits. Except for the misery and oppression. Hey, it beats Facebook! Well, not really. It beats the GOP! Then again, so does a root canal in 1882.

Wonderful stuff!